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Title: Corrupt a wish - GAME
Post by: Hazard on March 11, 2019, 09:43:20 pm: One Rule - KEEP THIS ALIVE!!!

Someone comments a wish..

E.g - I wish I had a new car.

The next person grants the wish... but corrupts it.

E.g - Granted, but the car has no engine.

And so on.. :)

I wish I had new graphic card.
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Post by: Spiller on March 12, 2019, 06:41:50 am: Granted, you get a graphic card but it only renders porn videos.

I wish I had a new wristwatch.
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Post by: Roystang on March 12, 2019, 10:52:34 am: with no dial in it.

I wish to have my dream bike
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Post by: realdogge on March 12, 2019, 04:24:52 pm: Quote from: Undefyned on March 12, 2019, 10:52:34 am
with no dial in it.

I wish to have my dream bike
Granted, but it has no seat, R.I.P ass

I wish LW admin corps weren't as faggish as it is today
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Post by: Luchgox on March 12, 2019, 04:41:46 pm: Wish granted along with tarkan coming back :P

I wish I'm grateful
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Post by: Spiller on March 12, 2019, 06:12:47 pm: Wish granted, you're a great fool.

I wish I could turn back time.
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Post by: S!LenT_K!LL3R on March 12, 2019, 06:33:49 pm: wish granted,you are now in future

I wish i could fly aeroplane
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Post by: Hazard on March 12, 2019, 07:18:07 pm: Wish granted but the aeroplane has no wheels.

I wish I could be a Software Engineer.
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Post by: Luchgox on March 12, 2019, 07:20:26 pm: Wish granted but you become a garbage collector, suddenly?

I wish you were a jerk
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Post by: Hazard on March 12, 2019, 07:32:16 pm: Wish granted but I have my father who is always there to alert me when I do something wrong.

I wish I had a girl friend who loves me more than my best friends. ;D
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Post by: Roystang on March 12, 2019, 09:17:47 pm: granted, and you woke up

i wish to drive Lamborghini once.
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Post by: Spiller on March 12, 2019, 09:28:35 pm: Granted, there you go with the Hot Wheels. No mileage problems!

I wish I could see with eyes closed.
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Post by: Luchgox on March 12, 2019, 09:32:17 pm: Wish granted, good luck with snitching around

I wish I had Peeples on my shoulders
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Post by: Dizaster on March 13, 2019, 12:16:17 am: Wish Granted, i took picture of both of you.
(https://i.ibb.co/44mWSpB/k9ysxtx2sck01.jpg)

I wish i knew whole MATHS on finger tips.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish - GAME
Post by: IcyF on March 13, 2019, 12:54:33 am: Granted, And Maths was not your subject.
I wish I had a new house ..
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Post by: Luchgox on March 13, 2019, 05:12:49 am: Wish granted, after you come to realize you're living in a hut.

I wish I wasn't typing this message.
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Post by: Spiller on March 13, 2019, 06:57:37 am: The irony is, you already typed it.

I wish Dabangg wasn't dumb.
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Post by: Hazard on March 13, 2019, 03:13:02 pm: Wish granted, but he still irritates you ;D

I wish I would be Superman.
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Post by: Dizaster on March 13, 2019, 04:20:05 pm: Wish granted, you don't have superpowers just your name is superman.

I wish i had a diamond.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish - GAME
Post by: Hazard on March 13, 2019, 04:49:32 pm: Wish granted but the diamond is worth only 1 dollar.

I wish I could fly in the sky!
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Post by: Spiller on March 13, 2019, 06:48:09 pm: Wish granted but you would only fly when you're naked.

Wish I had a better voice sang some better words.
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Post by: Stubborn on March 13, 2019, 11:00:17 pm: Granted. And then you started to sing like justin bieber

I wish, i could backflip
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Post by: Hazard on March 23, 2019, 09:38:00 pm: Wish granted but its only for a limited time.

I wish Spiller would be a dumb.
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Post by: Luchgox on March 23, 2019, 09:40:15 pm: Wish denied, because Spiller is already a dumb.

I wish...don't know.
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Post by: Hazard on March 23, 2019, 09:45:21 pm: Wish granted you don't know.

I wish I would be VCPD Chief of Police.
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Post by: Sup_ on March 23, 2019, 11:05:56 pm: Wish granted but you got that position in Kowalski's bootleg VCPD and not the real one

I wish Spiller got unbanned from Argo
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Post by: Spiller on March 23, 2019, 11:26:32 pm: Quote from: PunisherXXIV on March 23, 2019, 09:40:15 pm
Wish denied, because Spiller is already a dumb.

Listen here you filthy 4'11" piece of cowdung maskover. I'm not dumb, I am really dumb. Mind your language[/size]

Wish granted but now VCMP is dead.

I wish I could talk without opening my mouth.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish - GAME
Post by: Hazard on March 23, 2019, 11:30:11 pm: Wish granted, now feel free to talk by opening your ass.

I wish I could make Spiller my sister on rakhibhandan.
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Post by: Kowalski on May 03, 2019, 07:15:36 pm: Wish denied, she's already your mom.

I wish for infinite, incorruptible wishes, :)
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Post by: Hazard on May 04, 2019, 03:25:48 pm: Wish granted, but you only wish for EX to come back.

I wish I could promote Silent to Full Member!
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Post by: Simon. on May 04, 2019, 03:31:58 pm: Wish granted but his access to Full member private boards is revoked

I wish my hand surgery wouldn't be painful and I could recover in some minutes..
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Post by: Spiller on May 04, 2019, 05:24:14 pm: Wish granted, but they misplaced your hand with a leg.

I wish everything went as I planned, atleast once.
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Post by: Kowalski on May 05, 2019, 12:33:25 pm: Wish granted but you're still banned from Argonath.

I wish for a wish.
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Post by: Hazard on May 05, 2019, 03:07:55 pm: Wish granted but you only wish for a gay to join you in mujra.

I wish I could roast Spiller
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Post by: T.J HeisenBerg on May 05, 2019, 03:49:03 pm: Quote from: KeVin on May 05, 2019, 03:07:55 pm
Wish granted but you only wish for a gay to join you in mujra.

I wish I could roast Spiller

Wish granted, but Spiller roasted you better
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Post by: Dizaster on August 13, 2019, 07:46:04 pm: I wish i had fast internet.
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Post by: Spiller on August 13, 2019, 08:02:02 pm: Wish granted, but it's only fast in terms of upload speed.

I wish I could cure my OCD.
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Post by: S!LenT_K!LL3R on August 13, 2019, 11:07:54 pm: i wish i could rape spy in-game with hidden nick
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Post by: Simon. on August 14, 2019, 10:31:45 am: Wish granted but the spy will actually turn to work under you only and you spoiled it.

I wish for mutton biriyani with actual mutton and actual biriyani rice and I will eat it but my stomach shouldn't pain after it and no toilet to drawing room or constipation or addition of fat
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish - GAME
Post by: Spiller on August 14, 2019, 01:29:54 pm: (sezar tryna be oversmart hue)

wish granted, you get real mutton biryani, you eat it, no constipation, no pain, no toilet, but an escaped wild bear smells you while at it....

I wish I could time travel.
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Post by: Zeyrox on August 14, 2019, 01:57:44 pm: I wish I have a fast PC and gaming mouse ;)
AND
I wish My parents live long :red_heart:
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Post by: ArThaS on August 20, 2019, 04:08:54 am: Granted but you a fast made of plastic so it melt away and granted you a gaming mouse without buttons.

I wish i have adonis creed gloves and i hope i would be strong like him
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish - GAME
Post by: Hazard on August 20, 2019, 04:00:29 pm: Quote from: ArThaS on August 20, 2019, 04:08:54 am
Granted but you a fast made of plastic so it melt away and granted you a gaming mouse without buttons.

I wish i have adonis creed gloves and i hope i would be strong like him
Granted, your strong but you can't use them when the temperature is hot.

I wish I could study peacefully rather than playing games.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish - GAME
Post by: ArThaS on August 20, 2019, 07:11:32 pm: 😈😈😈😈 Granted you can study peacefully but never gets marks

I hope i will be rich and have mature life
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Post by: Dizaster on August 21, 2019, 12:28:48 am: wish granted, but you are naked for rest of your life.

I wish i could get awxm m4 skills.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish - GAME
Post by: ArThaS on August 21, 2019, 01:40:37 am: Quote from: Dizaster on August 21, 2019, 12:28:48 am
wish granted, but you are naked for rest of your life.

I wish i could get awxm m4 skills.
>:( >:( Granted But you will get no kills.

I Wish i would become a motivator teacher
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Post by: Dizaster on August 21, 2019, 02:00:17 am: Wish granted, but you don't teach.

I wish i was superman.
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Post by: Hazard on August 21, 2019, 03:20:45 pm: Wish Granted,

You are superman with no powers.

I wish I could guide newbies.
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Post by: Dizaster on August 21, 2019, 11:11:35 pm: granted, but newbies become more noob.

I wish i had ferrari in perfect condition,working.
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Post by: ArThaS on August 22, 2019, 12:53:34 am: :D :D :D :D Granted, But RC ferrari.

I Wish i won this game. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Simon. on August 22, 2019, 09:18:42 am: Granted but you will win it against newbies

Wish = error error error reeeeeeeeee
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Post by: Dizaster on August 23, 2019, 02:25:39 am: Quote from: Sezar on August 22, 2019, 09:18:42 am
Wish = error error error reeeeeeeeee
result = you are retard sezar.

I wish i could teleport.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish - GAME
Post by: ArThaS on August 23, 2019, 10:52:08 pm: Wish granted but u teleport to wrong place always ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I wish i become vcmp best player :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :P :P ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish - GAME
Post by: Hazard on August 24, 2019, 09:27:59 am: Wish Granted, you're a best vcmp player but you can't stop breaking rules and getting banned.

I wish I could break Noori's streak.
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Post by: Roystang on August 24, 2019, 10:28:46 am: granted , cannot breathe after that

i wish to have turismo in real life
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Post by: Hazard on August 24, 2019, 11:32:41 am: Wish Granted, you've the Turismo but its blasted like Tarzan the wonder car ;D

I wish I could
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Post by: Simon. on August 24, 2019, 03:52:26 pm: Could do nothing

I wish Casper and HuntinG leaves VC-MP
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Post by: ArThaS on August 24, 2019, 09:12:46 pm: Wish granted but they make you rage quit before leaving vcmp :P :P :P ;D ;D ;D :-[ :-[

I wish i become 2nd habla of vcmp
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish - GAME
Post by: Simon. on August 24, 2019, 11:15:08 pm: dictionary 'o UF....zzzz.... habla = speaker

wish granted but all you know is abusive behavior
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Post by: ArThaS on August 28, 2019, 03:27:11 pm: Quote from: Sezar on August 24, 2019, 11:15:08 pm
dictionary 'o UF....zzzz.... habla = speaker

wish granted but all you know is abusive behavior
I was talking about [DnA]Habla.

I wish you become Jah**** :o :o :o :o :o
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Post by: Dizaster on October 29, 2019, 08:25:21 pm: Wish granted and it changed your name to Abid bin Jah.

I wish i had the power to read minds.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish - GAME
Post by: S!LenT_K!LL3R on October 30, 2019, 12:41:57 pm: Quote from: Dizaster on October 29, 2019, 08:25:21 pm
Wish granted and it changed your name to Abid bin Jah.

I wish i had the power to read minds.
wish will be granted once Santa comeout from washroom